Chuck Norris Math Jokes

"Chuck Norris can divide by zero" might be the single most famous Chuck Norris fact ever written, and it set the tone for a whole genre: jokes where mathematics itself gives up. Counting to infinity twice. Making a circle with four right angles. Finding the last digit of pi and refusing to tell anyone.

This is our curated collection of Chuck Norris math jokes, ordered by community votes. They work for a surprisingly wide audience, from middle-school classrooms to engineering group chats, because the joke never depends on a particular formula. It depends on the idea that rules exist for everyone except one man.

Teachers: the cleaner ones make excellent warm-up slides. Everyone else: try not to think too hard about the geometry.