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#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.