Chuck norris can start a fire with ice cubes

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More Chuck Norris facts

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.