Chuck norris can start a fire with ice cubes

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Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

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Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

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Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

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Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

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The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

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Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.