Chuck norris can start a fire with ice cubes

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#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.