Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!

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#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.