Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!

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#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.