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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!
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Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.
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Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.
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For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).
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Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.
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A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.
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After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.
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With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.
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When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.
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