Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!

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#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.