Chuck Norris Gifts for Dad
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There is a specific kind of dad. He has a favorite Chuck Norris fact and he will tell it to you. He owns a grill and has opinions about it. He watched The Delta Force in a theater. This guide is for him, organized by what he actually does on a Saturday.
The grill
Chuck Norris doesn't grill steak; the steak grills itself out of respect. Dad still needs tools. The reliable gifts are a good instant-read thermometer (the one upgrade every griller thanks you for), a heavy cast-iron grill press, a smoker box for adding wood smoke to a gas grill, and a jerky or brisket rub set from a Texas smokehouse. Beef jerky in a big bag is the stocking stuffer that never fails.
The couch
Box sets. The Missing in Action trilogy, The Delta Force and Invasion U.S.A. on Blu-ray, or the complete Walker, Texas Ranger if he's a Walker dad. For the full list of what's worth owning, see our where-to-watch guide. Add The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book so he has new material.
The garage
A quality multi-tool, a headlamp, a good pair of work gloves, or a tool roll. Dads who like Chuck Norris tend to like things that are built to last and slightly over-engineered; buy the version with the lifetime warranty.
The workout
Norris sold America on the Total Gym for two decades. A set of resistance bands, a doorway pull-up bar, a kettlebell, or a stretching strap are the practical versions. Our martial arts gift guide has the fuller list if he trains.
The beard
Chuck Norris's beard reportedly hides another fist. Dad's beard needs oil, a boar-bristle brush and a decent trimmer. A beard-care kit is a safe, appreciated gift for any dad with more than three days of growth.
The novelty shelf
A fact-a-day desk calendar, a "Chuck Norris approved" mug, a T-shirt with the counting-to-infinity fact, or a framed print of his favorite. Corny is the point. Skip anything claiming to be signed; his estate hasn't authorized new memorabilia.
If he already has everything
A donation in his name to KickStart Kids, the school martial arts foundation Chuck Norris founded in 1990, with a card explaining what it does. It's the one gift he'll tell people about.
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